Joey: Phoebe, what-what are you doing?!

Phoebe: I can’t help it. I need the meat. The baby needs the meat.

Joey: All right look, y’know how-y’know how when you’re dating someone
and you don’t want to cheat on them, unless it’s with someone
really hot?

Phoebe: Yeah, totally!

Joey: All right. Okay. Well this is the same kind of deal. If you’re
going to do something wrong, (He grabs two steaks from the
freezer) do it right!