00:47 03-03-2003 jokes
Пример смешной шутки на английском языке:
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or
illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the
student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd
have to write the exam with your other hand."
Пример неудачной шутки на английском языке:
What if the United States only sent aid to the countries that liked them and supported them? And Americans only bought products from countries with loyalty that lasted more than 2 minutes? They would then have enough money left over to finance 10 wars, fund a good prescription medicine program, and balance the budget.
Of course then the middle east would have to eat sand, the french would have to walk to work, and the germans would have to use BMWs as flower boxes ...
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or
illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the
student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd
have to write the exam with your other hand."
Пример неудачной шутки на английском языке:
What if the United States only sent aid to the countries that liked them and supported them? And Americans only bought products from countries with loyalty that lasted more than 2 minutes? They would then have enough money left over to finance 10 wars, fund a good prescription medicine program, and balance the budget.
Of course then the middle east would have to eat sand, the french would have to walk to work, and the germans would have to use BMWs as flower boxes ...
Комментарии:
02:36 03-03-2003
Хм, и правда! И про смешную правда, и про несмешную. 