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Who's Hu By James Sherman (We take you now to the Oval Office.) - George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? -Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. - George: Great. Lay it on me. - Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. -George: That's what I want to know. - Condi: That's what I'm telling you. - George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? -Condi: Yes. - George: I mean the fellow's name. - Condi: Hu. - George: The guy in China. - Condi: Hu. -George: The new leader of China. - Condi: Hu. - George: The Chinaman! - Condi: Hu is leading China. - George: Now whaddya asking me for? -Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. -George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? - Condi: That's the man's name. - George: That's who's name? - Condi: Yes. - George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? -Condi: Yes, sir. - George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. - Condi: That's correct. - George: Then who is in China? - Condi: Yes, sir. - George: Yassir is in China? -Condi: No, sir. - George: Then who is? - Condi: Yes, sir. - George: Yassir? -Condi: No, sir. -George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. - Condi: Kofi? - George: No, thanks. - Condi: You want Kofi? - George: No. - Condi: You don"t want Kofi. - George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. - Condi: Yes, sir. - George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. - Condi: Kofi? -George: Milk! Will you please make the call? -Condi: And call who? - George: Who is the guy at the U.N? - Condi: Hu is the guy in China. -George: Will you stay out of China?! - Condi: Yes, sir. - George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. - Condi: Kofi. - George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) - Condi: Rice, here. - George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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