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Who's Hu
Who's Hu
By James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
- George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
-Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
- George: Great. Lay it on me.
- Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
-George: That's what I want to know.
- Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
- George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
-Condi: Yes.
- George: I mean the fellow's name.
- Condi: Hu.
- George: The guy in China.
- Condi: Hu.
-George: The new leader of China.
- Condi: Hu.
- George: The Chinaman!
- Condi: Hu is leading China.
- George: Now whaddya asking me for?
-Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
-George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
- Condi: That's the man's name.
- George: That's who's name?
- Condi: Yes.
- George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of China?
-Condi: Yes, sir.
- George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
- Condi: That's correct.
- George: Then who is in China?
- Condi: Yes, sir.
- George: Yassir is in China?
-Condi: No, sir.
- George: Then who is?
- Condi: Yes, sir.
- George: Yassir?
-Condi: No, sir.
-George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the
phone.
- Condi: Kofi?
- George: No, thanks.
- Condi: You want Kofi?
- George: No.
- Condi: You don"t want Kofi.
- George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.
- Condi: Yes, sir.
- George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
- Condi: Kofi?
-George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
-Condi: And call who?
- George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
- Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
-George: Will you stay out of China?!
- Condi: Yes, sir.
- George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
- Condi: Kofi.
- George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the
phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
- Condi: Rice, here.
- George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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