Hellboy
23:42 07-04-2003 PivoScript0.5
PivoScript0.5

<head>
<font size=+100>Nado vypit' piva</font>
<script language="PivoScript0.5">
<!-- Hide from wife

// global setting

var Money = zanachka;
var head = "light";
body.full = false;
// global functions

function
goBar () {
  body.location = "bar";
  drink();
}
function
drink () {
  fatalError!!!();
  while (body.full != true) {
    if (Money == 0) break();
    else {
      if (wife.location == "near") break();
      else {
        var Pivo = 0;
        Money --;
        Pivo ++;
        body.input(pivo);
        Pivo --;
        replika();
      }
    }
  }
  goHome();
}
function
replika () {
  var randomReplika = round( random() * 10 );
  array randomReplikaArray = new array;
  randomReplikaArray[0] = "O-pa!";
  randomReplikaArray[1] = "Ty zachem mne etu gadost' nalil?";
  randomReplikaArray[2] = "Vobly by...";
  randomReplikaArray[3] = "Horosho poshla!";
  randomReplikaArray[4] = "Ni cherta vy v pive ne smyslite!";
  randomReplikaArray[5] = "Eh, i zhizn' webmasterskaja...";
  randomReplikaArray[6] = "Sam takoj!";
  randomReplikaArray[7] = "Barmen! Povtorit'!";
  randomReplikaArray[8] = "Kisljatina!";
  randomReplikaArray[9] = "A vot byvalochi...";
  bodyOnDrink =
body.head.voice.output =
writeln(randomReplikaArray[randomReplika]);
}
function
goHome() {
  body.location = "street";
  body.head.voice.output = writeln('Taxi!');
  if (Money == 0) {
    body.head.voice.input = "Kozel!";
    body.head.voice.output = writeln('Sam Kozel!');
    setTimeOut(1000000, bar-home.way.length -- );
  }
  else {
    body.location = "bar";
    drink();
  }
}
//fatal errors
function
fatalError!!!() {
  if (
  Money.location == wife       ||
  body.onLoad    == overwrite  ||
  bar.message    == "Piva net" ||
  bar.message    == "Closed"   ||
  head           == "dark"     ||
  body.vertical  == false
  ) {
    windows.close();
    doors.close();
    all.close();
    body.location = "bedroom";
    sleep();
}
-->
</script>
</head>
<body onUnsleep="goBar()">
<hat color=green size=58>hat</hat><br>
<sweater color=broun size=48>sweater</sweater><br>
<jeans color=blue size=48>jeans</jeans><br>
<boots color=black size=43>boots</boots><br>
</body>