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10:40 24-04-2003 alien rap
Alien Brothers Rap

<Voice introduction>
- We have a message from our commandment! -
- What does it says? -
- It says that we should conquer the Earth! -
- Earthlings, surrender! -
<End of voice introduction>

We are an alien supreme race
Now our power you earthlings will face
Marching the galaxy, conquering others!
Hail to the glory of alien brothers!

<Voice of a Touchy>
HHHHHHEEEEh! He-he-he! Now I gonna read!

<Voices of Wise and Stimpy>
Go! Our alien brother!

We have the starship, and it never fails.
Strain, Wise and Touchy - super alien males.
We are elite, of our special forces,
Soon we will get all your resources
I'm a high as mountain, cool as an ice,
Touchy my name, and this is my guys.
We came to Earth, earthling surrender!
We'll overcome all your defenders!

<Stupid alien laughing>
Yeah… he-he-he…

<Wise's voice>
teacher and preacher - that is my feature
all stuff i know would make you, creatures, richer.
richer your mind, cutting soul with a stitcher.
you should not be afraid. you should welcome your teacher!
wise is my name, i am not a pretender.
i'll render our rules over your mind like mender,
slender you'll get and your home not remember.
tender with blender, now, EARTHLINGS, SURRENDER!