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What Jane Saw
"Look, Jane," said Dick.
"See me.
See my thing."

"Oh, my," said Jane.
"Your thing is little.
You have a little, little thing."

Dick said, "Take off your dress, Jane.
Take off your dress and look at my thing."

Jane said, "Here is my dress, Dick.
I will look at your thing.
Oh, my!
Your thing is big.
Now you have a big, big thing.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ooooh!"

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