Daria - So, um... should we pick a date?
Tom - Well... my parents are going out of town next weekend. How about then?
Daria - No fair. Home court advantage.
Tom - Fine. Your place.
Daria - Like I'd ever find all the microphones Mom's hidden around my room.
Tom - The Rendezvous Motel? You know, on route six.
Daria - Gee, don't make me feel too special.
Tom - All right, the boathouse at the lake, with the stars, the moon, the water?
Daria - And the mosquitoes, the splinters, the security patrol?
Tom - Okay, how about Mars, then? Soon as that whole colonization thing gets going?