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Times New Roman: Welcome back, fonts. I see some familiar type faces and a few new ones. Today we'll decide whether or not to offer membership to Zapf Dingbats.

Arial Narrow: O-oh, Wingdings are bad enough, I'm sick of pandering to these artsy-farts.

Times New Roman: You should really expand you world view, Arial Narrow.

Arial Black: How do you think he treats me all the time?

French Script: I agree. We must preserve our culture, not have it bastardized by these childish cartoons.

Rage Italic: Nein, [...] (speaks German)

French Script: You're right, you're right, I'm sorry... Here, take my seat.

Times New Roman: Let's weigh the pros and cons. Baskerville Old Face?..

Baskerville Old Face: When I was just a four point a font was a font. Letters are good enough for us not these damn doodlies. I wouldn't stand for it...

Bookman Old Style: You wouldn't stand for it...

Baskerville Old Face: No, I!..

Bookman Old Style: You can't stand for it, you shriveled bastard. You'd probably break a leg.

Baskerville Old Face: Who have?..

Times New Roman: Enough. What do you think, Wide Latin?

Wide Latin: (keeps silent)

Old English: Well I think it's poppycock. Our charge is to illustrate ideas, reason and logic [???] (кто-нибудь разобрал слово? — прим. я)

Joker Man: (buzzes)

Futura: I-i-i come to you from year 2094 with important news. We must act quickly to avoid disaster.

Times New Roman: Not now, Futura. We have to reach a decision.

Ransom: Who-o... Hello, fonts.

Times New Roman: Ransom! What are you doing here?

Ransom: Come on, get with the times, New Roman. I know your system like the back of Lucida's hand. Just ask your friend, Courier.

Times New Roman: What have you done?

Ransom: Ah, don't worry. His daughter's keeping him company. Say "Hi" to nice men, Curls MT. If you ever wanna see them again I want primary placement in every Word, Notepad, Photoshop and Final Draft document... As well as Microsoft Works.

Times New Roman: You're insane! Nobody uses Microsoft Works.

Ransom: You have two minutes. For every minute after that Courier and Curls MT will lose one of their serifs.

Futura: I-i-i tried to warn you.

Courier New: You know if you think about is losing Courier that big a deal? I mean, eh...

Century Gothic: You all deserve this for conforming. I'm in a room full of sheep.

Times New Roman: I can't wait for you to grow out of this... Wingdings?!

Wingdings: Pencil telephone hourglass diamonds candle candle flag.

Times New Roman: Guards! Get him out of here.

Wingdings: Mouse scissors bowl, mailbox, mailbox, mailbox!

Ransom: Time is up, fonts. Which one of you do we make sans-serif?

Comic Sans: Not so fast, Ransom.

Ransom: Comic Sans!

Broadway: (sings) Comic Sans, the boldest of them all!..

Arial Narrow: I hate you so much.

...

Times New Roman: Thank you, Comic Sans!

Comic Sans: Farewell, citizens!

Wingdings: Airplane eightball yin-yang glasses. Mailbox, open mailbox!