По фонетике задали написать забавную историю про какого-нибудь человека и его черту внешности в информационном стиле. Я написала)))
Thinking outside the box August
There was a person called August, who I met in a cave and he joined me in my adventures. So, he was good and friendly, but he seemed a very strange companion to me because he was a headless zombie, you see. He could talk thanks to magic, so it suited me.
Hmm, one day I woke up and saw August cleaning my helmet. But I myself always clean my helmet every evening. I asked him why he was doing it. He answered in a strange voice that he spilled soup on it. He was so embarressed that, as a result, I belived him. But the next morning I found my helmet in another place where I had left it the last evening. It was very surprising, you see. For that reason next time I cleaned my helmet very badly, so it was dirty on some little places, but next morning my helmet was so clean that it was shining. So that I asked my companion suspiciously what he did with my helmet every night. So, you see, I was very surprised when I heard what he answered to me. He said that he was wearing my helmet because when he was going out to date with a beautiful zombie girl, he looked much more heroic wearing it. "But August, -- I exclaimed. -- Why do you put on a helmet if you have no head?" -- "Hey, the fact that I am headless isn't a reason for not wearing helmets," -- answered he with mortification.
Вот так я и учусь)))