16:37 22-03-2004
Орен, Ифтах и я прошли довольно интересный тест. Результаты в комментах (для особо интересующихся). Не знаю, как мой, но их характеры вышли довольно точно. 
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16:41 22-03-2004
Орен
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach
==================================
Ифтах
The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys
thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been
successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch.
Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing
someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative.
Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with
flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach
==================================
Лена
The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSMf)
Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like the word
"finger". You are the Dirty Little Secret.
Few women have the confidence for sex mastery, and
among nice girls, like you, it's almost unheard of. So
congratulations. You've had plenty of adventures, but
you've remained a kind, thoughtful person. Your
friends appreciate your exploits. They even live
vicariously through you.
You seek pleasure, but you're not irresponsible.
You are organized and cautious, and you choose your
lovers wisely. One, you don't like dirtbags. And two,
you like to maintain control. Or at least lose it
selectively. You might notice that older men single
you out. They have an eye for your sensual nature.
Take it as a compliment.
You enjoy making people happy, and it's inevitable
that many guys will fall harder for you than you for
them. You're not completely comfortable in a serious,
long-term relationship right now. Our guess is that
the key to extended happiness will be finding a
responsible, but kinky, mate.
==================================
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach
==================================
Ифтах
The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys
thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been
successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch.
Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing
someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative.
Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with
flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach
==================================
Лена
The Dirty Little Secret
Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSMf)
Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like the word
"finger". You are the Dirty Little Secret.
Few women have the confidence for sex mastery, and
among nice girls, like you, it's almost unheard of. So
congratulations. You've had plenty of adventures, but
you've remained a kind, thoughtful person. Your
friends appreciate your exploits. They even live
vicariously through you.
You seek pleasure, but you're not irresponsible.
You are organized and cautious, and you choose your
lovers wisely. One, you don't like dirtbags. And two,
you like to maintain control. Or at least lose it
selectively. You might notice that older men single
you out. They have an eye for your sensual nature.
Take it as a compliment.
You enjoy making people happy, and it's inevitable
that many guys will fall harder for you than you for
them. You're not completely comfortable in a serious,
long-term relationship right now. Our guess is that
the key to extended happiness will be finding a
responsible, but kinky, mate.
==================================
19:12 22-03-2004
Warum
The Sudden Departure.
Random Brutal Love Master
Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.
You are the Sudden Departure
You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.
We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.
Your exact opposite: The Intern (Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer)
ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman
CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you
мдя, что-то в этом есть.... но, но, но.... не почитать ли мне мой собственный дневник?
The Sudden Departure.
Random Brutal Love Master
Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.
You are the Sudden Departure
You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.
We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.
Your exact opposite: The Intern (Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer)
ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman
CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you
мдя, что-то в этом есть.... но, но, но.... не почитать ли мне мой собственный дневник?
04:38 23-03-2004
You seek pleasure, but you're not irresponsible.
You are organized and cautious, and you choose your
lovers wisely
well, well, well... snowtiger, if thats you, than I'm a "panzarvagn"... in any case... I might not call you irresponsible (thats to offensive), but what about "cautious".... hmmm... !??!!!? "choose lovers wisely", well do you choose at all ?!?!!?
You showed me yours, I'll show you mine...
guck mal
You are organized and cautious, and you choose your
lovers wisely
well, well, well... snowtiger, if thats you, than I'm a "panzarvagn"... in any case... I might not call you irresponsible (thats to offensive), but what about "cautious".... hmmm... !??!!!? "choose lovers wisely", well do you choose at all ?!?!!?
You showed me yours, I'll show you mine...
guck mal
отредактировано: 23-03-2004 04:40 - ANTI geroj
11:11 23-03-2004
ANTI geroj а как же, выбираю и очень тщательно. Чтобы не пришлось провести три года без оргазма. А то, знаешь, какие грустные истории бывают, когда женщины "неправильных" любовников выбирают? Начитаешься тут в дневниках...
А то, знаешь, какие грустные истории бывают, когда женщины "неправильных" любовников выбирают? Начитаешься тут в дневниках...
07:47 24-03-2004
Lenka, pro tri goda ne pugaj!!!
a test dovol'no pravil'nyj. Ya vyshla Bridesmaid.
a test dovol'no pravil'nyj. Ya vyshla Bridesmaid.
10:33 24-03-2004
NewyorkskiyBred [дык это я тут антигероевский дневник прочла...]
05:40 25-03-2004
a my s nim ne sochetaemsya - ya maid of honour!
04:25 26-03-2004
[б]АНТИ герой[/б] а как же, выбираю и очень тщательно. Чтобы не пришлось провести три года без оргазма. А то, знаешь, какие грустные истории бывают, когда женщины "неправильных" любовников выбирают? Начитаешься тут в дневниках... :Д
wелл, wелл, wелл, ит сеемс лике "некоторие дневнеки" читаются некоторыми весьма уважаемыми личностями на етом форуме, личностями чьё vnimanie я бы даже и не надеялся расчитивать...
>"Чтобы не пришлось провести три года без оргазма."
а eто согласитесь было неплохо сказанно! я бы даже сказал, "ловко"... семь восемь девять... Лев встаёт на девять, страяхивает с себя следы словесного нокдауна, и некоториго удивления...
ha-ha-ha... sneg letom posredi sahari... i ti 3 goda bez orgazma... ti ze "master"(DGSMf), a "master" oni ne "viberajut", oni poraboshajut teh "slaves" kotorih oni hotjat... i u "master" vsegda est' "tools" chto bi poluchit' ot svoego raba nuznij rezul'tat...
panorama - drevnij gorod, malen'kije ulochki, chernovolosije lichnosti oriental'noj naruznosti, odetije v samie raznoobraznije strannije narjadi.
kamera nakativajetsja na innostrannuju mashinu, s neponjatnimi zakarjuchkami na nomere.
molodoj chelovek, atleticheskoj komplekcii, sidit na perednem sidenii
otkrivajet rot i govorit golosom Nikulina: a kak eto tak "poluchit' nuznij rezul'tat?"
muzchina odetij v formu izrail'skoj armii, no po ego uverennomu vzgljadu vidna mogoletnija sluzba projdennaja v redah mossada
(golosom lejtenanta milicii iz briliantovoj ruki):
mozno rabu govorit' chto esho mnogo drugih rabov...
mozno ne otvechat' na zvonki i pisma raba...
nu i v konce koncov o rabe mozno prosto zabit...
kamera fiksirujet molodoga cheloveka,
(tut glaza molodogo cheloveka delajutsja bol'shimi i ispugannimi)
kadr vozvrashajetsja k lejtenantu: nu do etogo konechno ne dajdjot
molodoj chelovek golosom Nikulina: ja ne trus, no ja bojus' snowtiger
golos snowtiger za kadrom:
muziki ne podhodite blizko, ja ved' tigrica a ne kiska!
P.S:udovletvorjonnost' libido, obratno proporcional'na tvorcheskomu porivu.
Look on the upside, esli kogda nibud' viberesh, to minimum chto tebe grazit eto mirovaja izvestnost' (Andzej Warhola female version
А то, знаешь, какие грустные истории бывают, когда женщины "неправильных" любовников выбирают? Начитаешься тут в дневниках... :Дwелл, wелл, wелл, ит сеемс лике "некоторие дневнеки" читаются некоторыми весьма уважаемыми личностями на етом форуме, личностями чьё vnimanie я бы даже и не надеялся расчитивать...
>"Чтобы не пришлось провести три года без оргазма.
"а eто согласитесь было неплохо сказанно! я бы даже сказал, "ловко"... семь восемь девять... Лев встаёт на девять, страяхивает с себя следы словесного нокдауна, и некоториго удивления...
ha-ha-ha... sneg letom posredi sahari... i ti 3 goda bez orgazma... ti ze "master"(DGSMf), a "master" oni ne "viberajut", oni poraboshajut teh "slaves" kotorih oni hotjat... i u "master" vsegda est' "tools" chto bi poluchit' ot svoego raba nuznij rezul'tat...
panorama - drevnij gorod, malen'kije ulochki, chernovolosije lichnosti oriental'noj naruznosti, odetije v samie raznoobraznije strannije narjadi.
kamera nakativajetsja na innostrannuju mashinu, s neponjatnimi zakarjuchkami na nomere.
molodoj chelovek, atleticheskoj komplekcii, sidit na perednem sidenii
otkrivajet rot i govorit golosom Nikulina: a kak eto tak "poluchit' nuznij rezul'tat?"
muzchina odetij v formu izrail'skoj armii, no po ego uverennomu vzgljadu vidna mogoletnija sluzba projdennaja v redah mossada
(golosom lejtenanta milicii iz briliantovoj ruki):
mozno rabu govorit' chto esho mnogo drugih rabov...
mozno ne otvechat' na zvonki i pisma raba...
nu i v konce koncov o rabe mozno prosto zabit...
kamera fiksirujet molodoga cheloveka,
(tut glaza molodogo cheloveka delajutsja bol'shimi i ispugannimi)
kadr vozvrashajetsja k lejtenantu: nu do etogo konechno ne dajdjot
molodoj chelovek golosom Nikulina: ja ne trus, no ja bojus' snowtiger
golos snowtiger za kadrom:
muziki ne podhodite blizko, ja ved' tigrica a ne kiska!
P.S:udovletvorjonnost' libido, obratno proporcional'na tvorcheskomu porivu.
Look on the upside, esli kogda nibud' viberesh, to minimum chto tebe grazit eto mirovaja izvestnost' (Andzej Warhola female version
отредактировано: 26-03-2004 06:14 - ANTI geroj
13:00 28-03-2004
ANTI geroj боевик, однако))) "некоторие дневники" читаются некоторыми весьма уважаемыми личностями (эти личности, это я что ли? ) А как же, очень интересно. Неординарный у тебя дневник и немного странный... "with passion".
удовлетворённость либидо обратно пропорциональна творческому порыву. то-то я смотрю на дневниках, что как только у человека на дневниках все становится в личной жизни хорошо, он сразу перестает писать)))
) А как же, очень интересно. Неординарный у тебя дневник и немного странный... "with passion".удовлетворённость либидо обратно пропорциональна творческому порыву. то-то я смотрю на дневниках, что как только у человека на дневниках все становится в личной жизни хорошо, он сразу перестает писать)))