I’m Average
I’m just that average guy you meet each average day
I’m Average
I live my average life in my average way

But when I’m all alone, my wife is snoring
Or my job is really boring
There’s one place I am the KING.

I’m Playing games, I’m the man with the gun
I’m an army of one
I’m the man with the gun
In PVP I am second to none
Dig all those matches I’ve won
I’m the man with the gun

My gaming
has helped me break the everyday monotony
cause gaming
will let me act out anything I’d like to be.

I’ve been a princess saving, cherry craving,
coin collecting, ball deflecting,
stellar trading, team upgrading,
potion drinking, bad guy shrinking,
rocket jumping, monster pumping,
tribe evolving, puzzle solving,
dot eating son af a
gunship flying, cake defying,
guitar swinging, pop song singing,
crystal pairing, solitairing
Master of the world.

I’m Playing games, I’m the man with the gun
I’m an army of one
I’m the man with the gun
You shouldn’t worry ‘bout what’s being done
I know my real life’s the one
Where I’m the man with the gun!

(Solo)

I’ve also
Infiltrated, terminated, space invaded, populated,
guild raided, I’ve been a GOD!

…

I’m Playing games, I’m the man with the gun
I’m an army of one
I’m the man with the gun
A killing spree’s never been so much fun
I will never be done
I’m the man with the gun

I’m Playing games, I’m the man with the gun
I’m an army of one
I’m the man with the gun
You cannot hide, you’ve got nowhere to run
I’m a pro, there’s no con
I’m the man with the gun
I’m a bitch of a son
I’m the man with the gun
Rambo’s first name is John (Set blasters to stun!)
I’m the man with the gun.