Vsya Avtobusnaya stanovka v ujase nablyudala kak ja obnimayus' s pyanoy bomjihoy i rju kak Eddy Merphy... Mejdu prochim ot nee daje ne pahlo. Pravda kogda ona vo vtoroy raz ko mne sunulas' obnimatsya - ya na nee ryavknul... tak chut'-chut'... kogda ona obidilas' i ushla - ya ee poblagodaril za ponimanie, vdogonku...

A eshe nedavno odin keks v metro jalovalsya mne chto u nego BubleGum ochen' uj jjet gorlo... mnogo vidat' bilo Mentola... Ok. Stoyal i vnimatel'no slushal ego... ulibalsya znojnoy ulibkoy. Nu yasen pirog: slishkom mnogo mentola, s kem ne bivaet...

A eshe nedavno, odin podvalil, "narkomanSKI"... Na plohom angliyskom: "otkuda tyi?"- "Otsuda"- otvechayu. "A ya znaesh' otkuda?" -(podnimayu brovi)- "Azebaijan"... (shiroko ulibayus') "Welcome!"-govoryu- on prodoljaet: "Azerbaijan - Armeniya - Karabah - Tra-ta-ta (delaet Avtomat" rukami) - Anderstend ? " - "yes"- otvechayu, vseponimayushe ulibayus'... "Whats your name?" "Andre"-otvechayu... On nachinaet blestet': Andre po azerbaijanski "Andrey". YA osteklenevayu, chtob ne smeyatsya i pokazivayu emu bol'shoy paletc ruki...

Состояние: David Bowie-75