02:12 26-07-2004 simply the best
While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over) I
noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop
pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I responded, "I'm a rectum
stretcher."
The cop said "What... a rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum
stretcher do?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until
I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's
about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" I
simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
bridge..."