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Понедельник, 2 Июня 2003 г.
18:08 Хумор #2
Black boy was arguing with white boy about God.
- God is black - said black boy.
- No, God is white - said white boy.
- Let's ask him - said black boy.
- God, what are you? - asked white boy to the sky.
- I am what I am - answered heavenly voice.
- See - said white boy - I've told you he's white.
- But how do you know? - asked black boy.
- Because if he was black, he would answer "I is what I is"

ЗЫЖ Все это было нагло украдено у Дэспа.

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18:06 Украденый хумор
Things to say when stressed at work


  • okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!
  • you say i'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!
  • well this day was a total waste of make-up
  • well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?!
  • don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
  • do i look like a fucking people person?!
  • this isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting
  • I started out with nothing, still have most of it left
  • therapy is expensive. popping bubble plastic is cheap. you choose.
  • practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control
  • I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
  • sarcasm is just one more service I offer
  • do they ever shut up on your planet?
  • stress is when you wake up scraming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
  • back off!!! you're standing in my aura.
  • don't worry. I forgot your name too.
  • I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
  • not all men are annoying. some are dead.
  • chaos, panic and disorder... my work here is done
  • ambivalent? well yes and no
  • you look like shit. is that the style now?
  • earth is full. go home.
  • aw, did I step on you poor little bitty ego?
  • I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert!
  • if assholes could fly, this place would be a fuckin' airport.


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