Мне слабо переводить эту японско-английскую поэзию на русский, так чт опривожу оригинал:

Оapanese replacements for Microsoft error
messages:

"In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules - each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first, 7 in the second, 5 in the third. They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity.

Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan.


>> The Web site you seek
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>> Cannot be located, but
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>> Countless more exist.
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>>
>>
>> --------------------------------------------
>>
>>
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>> Chaos reigns within.
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>> Reflect, repent, and reboot.
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>> Order shall return.
>>
>>
>>
>> -----------------------------------------------
>>
>>
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>> Program aborting:
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>> Close all that you have worked on.
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>> You ask far too much.
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>>
>>
>>
>>
>>------------------------------------------------
>>
>>
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>> Windows NT crashed.
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>> I am the Blue Screen of Death.
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>> No one hears your screams.
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>>
>>
>>
>>
>>--------------------------------------------------
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>>
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>> Yesterday it worked.
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>> Today it is not working.
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>> Windows is like that.
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>>
>>
>>
>>
>>---------------------------------------------------
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>> Your file was so big.
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>> It might be very useful.
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>> But now it is gone.
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>>
>>
>> -------------------------------------------
>>
>>
>>
>> Stay the patient course.
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>> Of little worth is your ire.
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>> The network is down.
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>>
>>
>>
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>>---------------------------------------------------
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>>
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>> A crash reduces
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>> Your expensive computer
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>> To a simple stone.
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>>
>>
>>
>>
>>--------------------------------------------------
>>
>>
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>> Three things are certain:
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>> Death, taxes and lost data.
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>> Guess which has occurred.
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>>
>>
>>
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>>---------------------------------------------------
>>
>>
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>> You step in the stream,
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>> But the water has moved on.
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>> This page is not here.
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>>
>>
>>
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>>---------------------------------------------------
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>>
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>> Out of memory.
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>> We wish to hold the whole sky,
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>> But we never will.
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>>
>>
>>
>>
>>------------------------------------------------
>>
>>
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>> Having been erased,
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>> The document you're seeking
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>> Must now be retyped.
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>>
>>
>>
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>>---------------------------------------------------
>>
>>
>>
>> Serious error.
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>> All shortcuts have disappeared.
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>> Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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>>
>>
>>
>>
>>----------------------------------------------------------------



Isn't that better than "your computer has performed an illegal operation.