emergency
17:13 16-04-2025 Внезапно понял
Что с прогоняя свои старые рассказы через нейросети и потом вручную подправляя результат - получается не настолько и позорный фикшен на инглише. Под катом для примера переведенный таким образом микро-рассказ про джина из лампы.
Надо попробовать выложить парочку на англоязычных литсайтах и посмотреть что скажут.

A man was walking down the street. He noticed a magic lamp lying on the ground.
He rubbed it. A genie flew out and said, "I will grant any wish."

"I want you to grant all my wishes that I clearly pronounce aloud when I hold the lamp with both hands. And I want them to be granted exactly as I want them to be, and in case of my death or loss of hands or any other circumstances leading to the impossibility of making wishes within the next 24 hours, please rewind time and warn me in advance about the future," the man said immediately. "And no tricks."

"No problem," the genie shrugged, "your wish is granted."
"Good," said the man. "And now, stick a pole into the ground that cannot be pulled out."
"As you wish," replied the genie.

A quiet pop sounded, and a lamppost appeared next to the man. It looked completely ordinary.

"It really can't be pulled out?" asked the man.
"As you commanded," there was even a hint of offense in the genie's voice.
"Not by anything in the world?"
"As you commanded."
"Even you can't pull it out?"
"As you..."
"Just answer."
"Even I won't be able to pull it out."
"Good. My next wish is to pull out this pole."
"Alright," the genie grabbed the pole and pulled it out.
"Aha!" the man rejoiced. "So you can pull out this pole after all?"
"I cannot."
"But how did you pull it out then?"
"As you commanded."
"I don't understand," the man pondered. "There's no logic in this."
"And there can't be any logic here," replied the genie.
"You mean to say our world is illogical?"
"Well, yeah," the genie was unfazed.
"Why?" the man's eyes widened.
"Because we are characters in a story written in a blog. Anything can happen to us that the author writes, logical or not. He has unlimited power over our world, and nothing prevents him from breaking any laws of our universe during the story. For him, nothing is impossible," the genie calmly explained. "And for the most part, he doesn't give a damn about logic."
"And yet, there's something he can't do," the man smirked. "My next wish is I want to stop being a character in a story, become a real person, and keep the lamp, and have you continue to grant my wishes in the same way."
"As you command," replied the genie.

And so the story ended.