Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Little Johnny: I get up early.

We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the
weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down.

Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
To open windows

Green's law of debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

Poem:
There once was a lady, Ilene,
Who liver on distilled kerosene,
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
and since then she'd never benzene

Current music: Blink 182 'All the small things'
Состояние: funny enough