Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them
saying the following:
- Emma come first. Den I come. Then two asses come togehter. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.
- You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine,- retorted the lady indignantly. -In this country.we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!
- "Hey, coola down lady," said a man. "Who talkin' about sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella "Mississippi."

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