FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to the sleep
I pray for a man who’s not a creep
One who’s handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen song
One who thinks before he speaks
When he calls each day a week
I pray that he is gainfully employed
And when I spend this cash, won’t be annoyed
Pulls out my chair and opens the door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind
And knows what to answer to “How big is my behind?”
I pray that this man will love me till end
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen.

MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute, quite pretty girl with big breasts who owns a liquor store. Amen.