Tests
During a particularly long and painful bout of REGRESSION TESTING
a testing team came up with this list of other types of testing they'd like not to see:

AGGRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill somebody.

COMPRESSION TESTING: [].

CONFESSION TESTING: Okay, okay, I did cause that bug.

CONGRESSIONAL TESTING: Are you now, or have you ever been a bug?

DEPRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill myself.

EGRESSION TESTING: Uh-oh, a bug... I'm outta here.

DIGRESSION TESTING: No, it still doesn't work, but let me tell you
about my new truck..

EXPRESSION TESTING: #@%^&*!!!, a bug.

OBSESSION TESTING: I'll find this bug if it's the last thing I do.

OPPRESSION TESTING: Test this now!

POISSION TESTING: Alors! Regardez le poission!

REPRESSION TESTING: It's not a bug, it's a feature.

SECESSION TESTING: The bug is dead! Long live the bug!

SUGGESTION TESTING: Well, it seems to be working but wouldn't it be better if...