Седерхольм:
"You should have seen me in math class when I was young. "4" is such an ugly number, you know? "5" is much better, there's so much stuff going around it!"

"My work stinks, your work stinks, we all stink together."

"Is there such a thing as stupid question? Yes, heck there is! And some of you will ask it."

"You may talk to me after class... Probably not today... And not until the end of the week... And not the next week..."

Студент: what's your email address?
Седерхольм: It's csederholm (@) yahoo.com. Do you want my ebay user ID?

"Please, PLEASE try to LOOK excited!"

"It's a 10-string guitar. My teacher looked like Jabba the Hut with it..."

"Our society is used to this "next big thing", "next huge". Who is going to marry Jennifer Lopez NEXT?"

"By "usually" I mean "always"."


Преп по другой истории искусств:
"The worst way to treat a guest is to eat him."

На физике:
Один студент: So, when Charlie Chaplin walks onto a banana and falls back..?
Другой студент: I think we'll need an example with that.


Преподша по Новому Завету:
"We will start by introducing Herod the Great, the Darth Vader of Judea."


На предолимпийской математике:
"In general, we have a finite number of girls and boys on a party."


Препод по простой математике:
"I understand you'll take my words for granted because you want to get out of here."

"This is, I admit, a mess."

"What would happen if you meet that integral in a dark alley... at night?"


На Research meeting по математике:
Проф: At the end of the semester some of our students have got mental health problems...
Один из some students: Yea, if you see me talking to myself, just ignore it.
Проф: Well, he is just joking, he has a really beautiful mind.*

*"Beatiful Mind"="Игры разума"