I dont got a girlfriend haha - I told my mom the other day I don't want a girlfriend anymore - This would be my girl...She said why?

I said, number one I know how to turn her on, number 2 she doesn't complain, number 3 she likes it fast, number 4 i know how to make her hot, and number 5 she always is going to want more! hehehehehe she was like OMG i wish i never heard that!

Current music: Mike A - Damn The Winter Solstice