Things to say when stressed at work
- okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!
- you say i'm a bitch like it's a bad thing?!
- well this day was a total waste of make-up
- well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?!
- don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
- do i look like a fucking people person?!
- this isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting
- I started out with nothing, still have most of it left
- therapy is expensive. popping bubble plastic is cheap. you choose.
- practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control
- I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
- sarcasm is just one more service I offer
- do they ever shut up on your planet?
- stress is when you wake up scraming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
- back off!!! you're standing in my aura.
- don't worry. I forgot your name too.
- I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
- not all men are annoying. some are dead.
- chaos, panic and disorder... my work here is done
- ambivalent? well yes and no
- you look like shit. is that the style now?
- earth is full. go home.
- aw, did I step on you poor little bitty ego?
- I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert!
- if assholes could fly, this place would be a fuckin' airport.
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