I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest

I love my office and it's location,
I hate to have to go on vacation.

I love my furniture, drab and grey,
and piles of paper that grow each day!

I think my job is really swell,
there's nothing else I love so well.

I love my computer and it's software -
I hug it often though it won't care.
I love each program and every file.
I'd love them more if they worked a while.

I am happy to be here. I am! I am!
I am the happiest slave on the Firm, I am.

I love this work, I love the chores,
I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my job -
I'll say it again -
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who've come today,
In clean white coats and took me away!!!!!!!