Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Little Johnny: I get up early.
We have an automatic air-conditioner. Everytime the
weather gets very hot it automatically breaks down.
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
To open windows
Green's law of debate:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
Poem:
There once was a lady, Ilene,
Who liver on distilled kerosene,
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon
and since then she'd never benzene
Current music: Blink 182 'All the small things'
Состояние: funny enough
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