> Таосизм: Shit Happens
> конфицианство: Confuscious says, "Shit Happens"
> буддизм: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
> дзен: What is the sound of shit happening?
> индуизм: This shit happened before
> ислам: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
> протестанство: Let shit happen to someone else.
> католицизм: If shit happens, you deserve it.
> иудаизм: Why does this shit always happen to us?
> атеизм: I don't believe this shit.
> агнотицизм: What is this shit?
> синтоизм: Everything except Japan is Shit.
> экзистенциолизм: I shit, therefore I sit.
> вегетарианство: Don't eat that shit!
> лао-тзи: It is utterly pointless to try to explain shit.
> православие: Rome doesn't really know shit.
> адвентисты 7 дня Shit happens everyday but Saturday.
> холистическое течение: There's more shit here than I figured on.
> сайентология: This Shit is expensive.
> NEW AGE: Crystal power counteracts Shit.


> кришнаиты: Shit happens, Rama, Rama.
> сатанизм: Shit rules!
> DISCOVERY Shit happens, but I don't care
> Discovery-II Shit happens and I'm so glad to be aware of it.
> Reiki Shit is a part of the energy of Universe!
> свободное дыхание Breath throw you shit as much as you can
> кластерная теория If shit happens, we already have the proper model
for it
> Нлп How do you recognise, that you have shit?
> Психоанализ Defecate your shit via your annal stage along with
therapist once a week and it'll become much better
> Эриксоновский транс If shit happens, find the right metaphor
> Гербалайф If shit happens, eat Herbalife.