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Alligator, amapola, Bublik mum, COURVOISIER, Crazy Spaniel, Dasha_Naivin123, dorada81, Foxy M, Hana Solo, Ima, iona, lalarosedefeu, Liberta, Lightly, malipok, Marjerri, Markovna, Mmira, New Inner Mogul, Ninchik, Rada_99, Rodent, Shprotov, sugar-n-sweets, svetasexy, Vine, vitacha, Wohltat, xZED, Воин Вереска, Кавычка, Капитан Галерес, Косметичка, ЛюкА, нд, Утреннее Солнце, Чишиписюнах, Элиана
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08-12-2006 22:17 Tara » Лапландия...
Вывешивать на всеобщее обозрение чужие письма (без согласования с отправителем и получателем), мне кажется неправильным.
Не знаю как начать следующую фразу: "даже если" или "тем более"... Тем более/даже если, если это письмо твоего ребенка Деду Морозу.
Не знаю как начать следующую фразу: "даже если" или "тем более"... Тем более/даже если, если это письмо твоего ребенка Деду Морозу.
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Комментарии:
Надеюсь, согласование с отправителем на прочтение письма родителями у вас получено?
Mmira У нас еще конь не валялся.)) А ващет, мы ошибки проверяем...))
Tara Что, серьезно?? Она верит в ДМ и дает вам только чтоб проверить ошибки?
Вот про детей и деда мороза:
(Звиняйте что по англисйки).
Deer santa:
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with those?
Santa
Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum
kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love,
Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for
your reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.
Santa
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made by little kids like you in China Every year I give
them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table.
Santa,
P.S. Tell your mom she got the part.
Long Dong Claus,
Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love,
Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy
Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again.
Santa
Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love,
Marky
Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a
low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa
(Звиняйте что по англисйки).
Deer santa:
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend,
BiLLy
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace
and joy in the world for everybody!
Love,
Sarah
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy
Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with those?
Santa
Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum
kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love,
Francis
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for
your reindeer outside the back door.
Love,
Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.
Santa
Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend,
Thomas
Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made by little kids like you in China Every year I give
them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at the craps table.
Santa,
P.S. Tell your mom she got the part.
Long Dong Claus,
Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love,
Jessica
Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Santa
Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy
Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again.
Santa
Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love,
Marky
Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a
low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa
Mmira Верит. Не безоглядно, но верит. Она знает, про дядек с клееными бородами. И пару лет назад сказала, что лучший Дед Мороз - это Шура. Но это не мешает ей писать письма, и отправлять их. (Отправляют с бабушкой - у нее адрес записан. Ответы были.)
Когда-то, когда я была маленькой глупой девочкой, я рассказала Борику, что Деда Мороза не существует. Теперь мне стыдно.
Я тоже верю, наверное, только чуть меньше, на уровне: мы с ВиУ - Дед Мороз для Аси, и для нас кто-то тоже Дед Мороз...)
DreamCatcher
Недобро местами.
Two words, Jim Beam.
Навевает мысль, что Санта нашему заказному Морозу близкий родственник. ))))
Когда-то, когда я была маленькой глупой девочкой, я рассказала Борику, что Деда Мороза не существует. Теперь мне стыдно.
Я тоже верю, наверное, только чуть меньше, на уровне: мы с ВиУ - Дед Мороз для Аси, и для нас кто-то тоже Дед Мороз...)
DreamCatcher
Недобро местами.
Two words, Jim Beam.
Навевает мысль, что Санта нашему заказному Морозу близкий родственник. ))))
Tara для нас кто-то тоже Дед Мороз
Ну, ты перед отправкой дай мне письмо-то на ошибки проверить
Ну, ты перед отправкой дай мне письмо-то на ошибки проверить
Mmira )))
Tara а моя не верит вообще 
Хотя я - верю!
Хотя я - верю!
Ирен Адлер Ох уж эти детки...
По сирене мы идем в миклат,...
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