My friend's got 'n apprentice,
Man, he hates that sith!
He tells me every day
He says: "man, I really gonna grip that shit
In the worst kinda way!"

She sits on her ass,
He works his hands to the bone
To kill the Jedi every day
She makes a lightsaber just to stay at home,
Well, my friend, you gotta say:

Choirs:
I'll give you a forcegrip someda-a-a-ay!
Na-nah why don't you use the Force?
Say "someday", say "someday", someda-a-ay
Na-nah why don't you use the Force?!

I guess all the Jedi well it isn't enough
To make her put her ass outta chair
Well, I guess all the Masters well it isn't enough
Cos' that girl is a spoiled sith.

Choirs.