09-09-2008 16:33
В ожидании очередной серии Др. Хауса:
Doctor: Mr. Dallas Rivers?
Dallas Rivers: Who wants to know?
Doctor: Me. Uh.. I'm the attending Doctor.
Mrs. Rivers: Baby, you don't have to tell them your name!
Doctor: Well.. it's on your chart here.
Dallas Rivers: So?!
Doctor: So.. it looks like your leg is broken.
Dallas Rivers: Oh, it is, huh? And who told you that?
Mrs. Rivers: Yeah! Who told you that!
Doctor: Well, I've seen many of these before, I'm, uh.. I'm a doctor.
Mrs. Rivers: Uh -- doc-tor!
Dallas Rivers: Uh, yeah. Well, here you go! Here you go! Take it all right now! There it is, there you go!
Mrs. Rivers: Yeah! Take it ALL!
Doctor: Sir, I don't know what kind of doctors you've had in the past, but I'm the resident Doctor.
Dallas Rivers: Oh, yeah? Well, let me ask you something.
Mrs. Rivers: Ask him something!
Dallas Rivers: Why do you call what you do.. a practice?
Mrs. Rivers: Because.. they're just practicing.
Dallas Rivers: Mmm-hmm! Mmm hmm hmm!
Mrs. Rivers: Oh! Oh, oh ohh!
Dallas Rivers: You damn right, baby. You know what? Call me when you ready to stop practicing, and do this for real. Anyway, as I was sayin' --
Doctor: Okay, what I need is --
Nurse: Mr. Rivers, if we could just get your address and Social Security Number..
Dallas Rivers: Ohh! Here we go. Time to put me in the SYSTEM!!
Mrs. Rivers: He didn't do NOTHIN'!!
Dallas Rivers: Ah, it's ON, now! First they get your SOCIAL! Then, the next thing you know, there's gonna be a strange black VAN parked on the corner of my block, and the Girl Scout cookie girl's gonna put a LIST'NIN' device in my SA-MO-AS!!
Mrs. Rivers: Baby, don't buy dem cookies!
Dallas Rivers: I WON'T!! I won't NEVER BUY THOSE COOKIES!!!
Nurse: Fine. It's your leg.
Mrs. Rivers: No! It's your leg!
Nurse: And who are you, Sir?
Mrs. Rivers: Sir?! I'm his wife!
Doctor: Mr. Rivers, I'm trying to help you, alright? We just need to get you X-rayed.
Dallas Rivers: Oh, no! Nuh uh uh uh! You're not gonna be shootin' ME up with the voo-doo! I had one of your X-rays before, and you know what happened?
Mrs. Rivers: We can't get pregnant.
Dallas Rivers: We.. can't.. get.. pregnant! It's a TRAGEDY!!
Mrs. Rivers: Mmm-hmm.
Doctor: Okay, I'll tell you what. Why don't you just calm down.. I'm gonna give you 20ccs of Demerol.
Dallas Rivers: Oh, no no no no no!! You are not!! I know what this is!! TUSK-EE-GEE!!
Dallas & Mrs. Rivers: TUSK-EE-GEE!! TUSK-EE-GEE!!
Dallas Rivers: Look, man! Jusy get me six beers and a pint of Brass monkey, and let me up outta here!
Mrs. Rivers: Yeah. Let 'im OUTTA here!!
Doctor: Okay, I can't do that, you need medical attention.
Dallas Rivers: No, I don't! Man, you know what I'm about to do is raise up right outta here right now, you know what I'm sayin'? C'mon, baby, let's get outta here, this ain't no hospital
Dallas Rivers: Agghhhh!!! Baby, my LEG IS BROKEN!!!
Mrs. Rivers: Baby, no!
Dallas Rivers: I NEED A DOCTOR!! I NEED A DOCTOR!!
Mrs. Rivers: Oh, Sweetheart..
Dallas Rivers: OH, DOCTOR!! THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!!
Mrs. Rivers: Medicine.. is a noble science. Yet, every year, thousands of people deny themselves proper medical care because.. they don't trust doctors. Maybe they're crazy, maybe they're ignorant. Or maybe their actual doctors just don't measure up to the.. brilliant, the devestatingly handsome doctors that they see on television. Whatever the reason, please trust your Doctor. Thank you!
Doctor: Mr. Dallas Rivers?
Dallas Rivers: Who wants to know?
Doctor: Me. Uh.. I'm the attending Doctor.
Mrs. Rivers: Baby, you don't have to tell them your name!
Doctor: Well.. it's on your chart here.
Dallas Rivers: So?!
Doctor: So.. it looks like your leg is broken.
Dallas Rivers: Oh, it is, huh? And who told you that?
Mrs. Rivers: Yeah! Who told you that!
Doctor: Well, I've seen many of these before, I'm, uh.. I'm a doctor.
Mrs. Rivers: Uh -- doc-tor!
Dallas Rivers: Uh, yeah. Well, here you go! Here you go! Take it all right now! There it is, there you go!
Mrs. Rivers: Yeah! Take it ALL!
Doctor: Sir, I don't know what kind of doctors you've had in the past, but I'm the resident Doctor.
Dallas Rivers: Oh, yeah? Well, let me ask you something.
Mrs. Rivers: Ask him something!
Dallas Rivers: Why do you call what you do.. a practice?
Mrs. Rivers: Because.. they're just practicing.
Dallas Rivers: Mmm-hmm! Mmm hmm hmm!
Mrs. Rivers: Oh! Oh, oh ohh!
Dallas Rivers: You damn right, baby. You know what? Call me when you ready to stop practicing, and do this for real. Anyway, as I was sayin' --
Doctor: Okay, what I need is --
Nurse: Mr. Rivers, if we could just get your address and Social Security Number..
Dallas Rivers: Ohh! Here we go. Time to put me in the SYSTEM!!
Mrs. Rivers: He didn't do NOTHIN'!!
Dallas Rivers: Ah, it's ON, now! First they get your SOCIAL! Then, the next thing you know, there's gonna be a strange black VAN parked on the corner of my block, and the Girl Scout cookie girl's gonna put a LIST'NIN' device in my SA-MO-AS!!
Mrs. Rivers: Baby, don't buy dem cookies!
Dallas Rivers: I WON'T!! I won't NEVER BUY THOSE COOKIES!!!
Nurse: Fine. It's your leg.
Mrs. Rivers: No! It's your leg!
Nurse: And who are you, Sir?
Mrs. Rivers: Sir?! I'm his wife!
Doctor: Mr. Rivers, I'm trying to help you, alright? We just need to get you X-rayed.
Dallas Rivers: Oh, no! Nuh uh uh uh! You're not gonna be shootin' ME up with the voo-doo! I had one of your X-rays before, and you know what happened?
Mrs. Rivers: We can't get pregnant.
Dallas Rivers: We.. can't.. get.. pregnant! It's a TRAGEDY!!
Mrs. Rivers: Mmm-hmm.
Doctor: Okay, I'll tell you what. Why don't you just calm down.. I'm gonna give you 20ccs of Demerol.
Dallas Rivers: Oh, no no no no no!! You are not!! I know what this is!! TUSK-EE-GEE!!
Dallas & Mrs. Rivers: TUSK-EE-GEE!! TUSK-EE-GEE!!
Dallas Rivers: Look, man! Jusy get me six beers and a pint of Brass monkey, and let me up outta here!
Mrs. Rivers: Yeah. Let 'im OUTTA here!!
Doctor: Okay, I can't do that, you need medical attention.
Dallas Rivers: No, I don't! Man, you know what I'm about to do is raise up right outta here right now, you know what I'm sayin'? C'mon, baby, let's get outta here, this ain't no hospital
Dallas Rivers: Agghhhh!!! Baby, my LEG IS BROKEN!!!
Mrs. Rivers: Baby, no!
Dallas Rivers: I NEED A DOCTOR!! I NEED A DOCTOR!!
Mrs. Rivers: Oh, Sweetheart..
Dallas Rivers: OH, DOCTOR!! THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE!!
Mrs. Rivers: Medicine.. is a noble science. Yet, every year, thousands of people deny themselves proper medical care because.. they don't trust doctors. Maybe they're crazy, maybe they're ignorant. Or maybe their actual doctors just don't measure up to the.. brilliant, the devestatingly handsome doctors that they see on television. Whatever the reason, please trust your Doctor. Thank you!
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